Is Tetsuko powerful enough to hold back the walls of this death trap? You can bet her boobies she is!
Satin Steele has this evil villian right where she wants him. Break his neck, go for the slow strangle, or maybe crush the skull? Decisions, decisions.
Brawny Carlotta the Pirate battles a sea monster. The sword is just a convenience, not a necessity.
Tetsuko as Lara Croft. She has way more impressive and lethal guns than the ones she is holding in her hands. The dinosaur doesn't stand a chance.
Tetsuko as Princess Leia. What do do? Snap the chain as a demonstration of power, or strangle Jabba the Hut with it?
David C. Matthews rules!!!
