A Better Christmas Gift

Dear Santa,

Please disregard all previous requests by me. You did anyway, but just once, send me something I could really use. Can I wake up Christmas morning to find Nuriye, or (since I think Nuriye is married and I don't want to be coveting my neighbor's wife) at least a clone of Nuriye, under my tree?

Please.

Maryse Manios and the Polar Bear

It is a well-documented fact that polar bears drink lots of Coke at Christmas.




It is also beyond question that Maryse Manios, the famous French bodybuilder, is one of the strongest and most muscular women in the world (and for a woman over 50, one really hot babe!).




Heck, she can even walk in heels in the snow.




So what happens when a polar bear breaks into Maryse's house in search of his Christmas fix of Coca-Cola?

Dead polar bear.




Broken in Maryse's mighty arms.





And what arms!




When she is not defending her home from marauding polar bears, Maryse like to uproot trees with her bare hands.




Lame little story, but Merry Christmas anyway!

Sheila Burgess As Wonder Woman

I would love to find out if there ever was more to this than the two pics of Sheila bending the steel pipe.